The Great Balloon Festival, 2016

The Viking invades Auburn, again! A teensy bit tardy this time, because she’s overcommitted. #shocker, right?

It’s time to make the music again! But this time, instead of heavylift gear, I brought things to stab people with. I had heard over the winter that rapiers made for sexier bards, so I decided to try it out. # +4tocharisma, am I right? Bard book in hand, the filk that had started last summer would be coming to life. Mwahahaha!

My repertoire had grown twice over since last year, so I was lucky enough to have more of a variety to pick and choose from. This time, instead of staying in Bardic Grove, I wandered throughout or medieval town. I channeled my inner Miss Piggy and hammed it up. See what I did there, hehe?

Again, after hours of singing, I decided that it was time to go play on the dark side of things and go stab my friends. After all, what is better therapy than stabbing those you play board games with? I think my favorite part of fencing demos is it’s just like being in stage at a B-rated play. I once again channeled my inner Bruce Campbell, a la Army of Darkness, while alive, and my Paul Rubens, a la that horrible Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie that even Joss Whedon admits isn’t canon (shut up, Karen! I like that movie!) when dying. The night came quickly, and I was off like a light, because mundania yelled at me that I had to go apartment hunting — stupid mundane life!

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The Great Balloon Festival Demo

Oooh Ooooh! A new demo that’s never been done before! *insert helium hand*

The Riding of Ravensbridge was working on obtaining their full status. Part of this is is by having community engagement and getting new members. And what better way to do that then by being seen by a community with an event that has at least 10,000 attendees? That’s Pennsic size, yo!

Sigrid was heading this one up, and it was in capable hands. She had asked me if I would be interested in performing in Bardic Grove as well as wrangling other bards. I asked if I could use duct tape and some new knots I had just learned. They’re like cats, after all. Or squirrels, or ducks… OH! Shiny! Even when she bit her lip and discouraged the idea, who was I to turn down the performing opportunity?

Visage of Tomes, don’t fail me now!

I dug through trying to find other sacri — I mean volunteers to perform at this great new demo. But I didn’t find myself terribly successful. Did I mention this was a new demo? And it *might* have just fallen the weekend after Pennsic, I don’t know why that would be a problem. I filled my bard book with as much music as possible, and packed my heavy list gear as well. I may have committed to two parts of the demo without really thinking things through. Meh, what could go wrong?

Our village was nothing but period encampments, and it was Hot. Suddenly I wondered if wearing my wool and fur hat in this weather was really such a good idea. I set up at Bardic Grove, by the bridge, and sang for what seemed like hours. I would get occasional questions, some viewers, and the rest were just passer-byers. As much as I love singing, I really needed a break to hit things.

I scurried over to where the fighters were mustering, and slapped on my gear. Poor Ulfric had become my man-at-arms for the weekend, whether he knew it or not. I felt like a true Valkyrie, polearm in hand, as I thwarted my frenemies left and right. I think the most memorable moment was when we had three versus three, where my team was Nikol, his lady Vivian, and myself {duh} and we felt unstoppable. Especially with me singing mid-fight. Two hours later, drenched in my own sweat {yetch}, it was time to go back to my bardic duty. As I continued to sing in Bardic Grove, I was finally able to get more singing going, the scribes sang with me, the belly-dancers sang with me, the fencers sang with me, even some of the event staff took time out of their busy schedules to come sing with me!

We sang rounds; we sang solos; we sang some multi-person unisons. Even a new filk was born. Scadians should *not* be allowed to sing Disney.  But I believe that great fun was had by all, so that’s all that counts, right?

 

They’re a Funny Village

(To the Tune of Belle’s Song from Beauty and the Beast)

 

SCA it’s not a quiet village

No day like the one before

SCA full of Sca’dian people

Waking up to say

It’s War! It’s War! It’s War, It’s War, IT’S WAR!

 

There goes the blacksmith with their hammer like always

There goes the scribe with quill in hand

Every fighter’s armored up

“Hey don’t don’t forget your cup”

Oh look! There goes the water bearer too!

 

 

Look there the bard goes, they are strange, no question

Dazed and astrayed, humming a tune

Never part of any crowd

Not even with a shroud

No denying they are funny ones those Bards

 

Look there that fencer goes they’re so peculiar

I wonder if they’re feeling well

With a dreamy, far-off look

Their schlager style’s school-book

A conundrum to the crowd, those who fence

 

Oh, ain’t the Queen amazing?

She my fav’rite part – you’ll see

Draped in her finest raiment

But wait to discover that in summer she’s viking!

 

Now it’s no wonder that they are always brewing

Their drinks have no parallel

At events that you should wend

There is no better blend

These distillers help to quell your thirst

Even if you think you’ll burst

These mixture masters help you quell your thirst

 

 

 

Right from the moment when I met them, saw them

Their hats are gorgeous and I fell

With laurel leaves and pearls

Pelicans, no squirrels

So I’m making plans to woo and steal their hats

 

Look there

they go

They’ve got much bling

The knights and peers

I’ll be one too

Be still my heart

I’m hardly breathing

Maybe you should loosen your gorget

 

There goes the blacksmith with their hammer like always

There goes the scribe with quill in hand

It’s a pity and a sin

They don’t all quite fit in

‘Cause they really are a funny group

An amazing but a funny group

They really are a funny group

The SCA