Fall Crown Tournament

It was a bright and sunny day. Not as warm as I’d hoped it would be, but warm enough, nonetheless. This would be my first Crown consorting for Sir Marcus. I was told I would have some mighty shoes to fill. After all, Astrid was a mighty viking. I was dressed in my finest garb, newly made for the occasion, because I lost my other finest garb — which of course, I found as soon as Crown was over.

I was early to site, with a hidden treasure tucked under my arm. I had been made aware that a month and a half prior that Dona Camille was to receive her Laurel. I had put myself to the task of composing a new piece for someone who had taken me under her wing. I found it quite the challenge to put to words what this human being was to me. So I did the next best thing. I reached out to her cadet, Trian, and asked him if he was willing to scheme with me. What a silly question that was. Of course he easily agreed.

By Trian’s hand, with a little help from me, there would be words. Due to location, and both of us being on the go individuals, we found it hard to meet up in person, however, thanks to the joys of modern machines, we were able to Skype and use Googledocs to compose at the same time. Have I mentioned how much I love modern machines? Because I really do.

I mean, we used doves, and carrier pigeons, and the Black Arts…. Yeah…

Anyways, after a few nights of tediously working and edit after edit after edit (what rhymes with Camille?) we were both sorta, kinda, maybe okay with what we considered to be the final lyrical product. It was now time for me to work my magic. *spits in hands, rubs palms together, then grimaces at gross hands* ugh….

The muse ran away. Even after I hog-tied her. Of course she did, stupid, frivolous muse! Even after all the shinies I gave her too. Then, as the muse does, in typical muse fashion, I laid in my bed, and she smacked me upside the head around 1, maybe 3 am. Eureka! I needed some tissues to wipe up the way it flowed.

I called up Trian to present the product, and he provided only minor feedback. I’d say that’s a win, right? Not bad for musical vomit in the wee hours of the morning, right?

So, back to Crown, after my musical malady had been cured. I’ll admit most of my focus was on my consort. After all, it was my duty to the East Kingdom, and him, to be who he needed me to be. I spent hours chewing at my fingernails, watching each of his combatants being laid to rest. Between bouts, I would check on Sir Marcus, and then run over to the vigil, to where Dona Camille had been taken that morning. I was lucky to have known the guards well, and gotten my name on the list when I was available. Text in a frame tucked under my arm, I made my way into the tent. The frame sat face-down in my lap and I began to explain to Camille in what words I could muster, who she was and what she meant to me. I turned over the frame, and almost skittishly provided the art that Trian and I had collaborated on. It was to no surprise that rivers ran down her cheeks — not the first time, and not the last that day. I wonder if the pollen counts were too high?

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I then hurried back to the list field when my time was up to watch my champion. Sadly, soon after Sir Marcus lost his second fight and was eliminated from the tournament. This was in the top six if I recall correctly. I couldn’t have been more proud of my friend. He fought bravely and chivalrously, and was an inspiration to the fighter inside myself.

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Soon after, we had our new Prince and Princess, Ionness and Honig, and it was time for court. It would be my first time attending a Crown Tournament court, and after I made myself comfortable next to some familiar faces, court began as dark quickly fell. Her new Highness, Honig, was presenting her first award as a Lady of the Rose, and she called my name. I was flabbergasted, trying to figure out what I could have done wrong. Honig had been, until recently, part of Malagentia, the local group, so she knew of some of my shenanigans, but I couldn’t think of anything horrible enough to get called up in front of court for. She called me up to present a token for my poise on the field. She said to me that she was impressed with my behavior, and how I presented myself as a consort. I gratefully accepted the token, and went back to my seat, where I buried myself in my cloak for the rest of the court.

 

The Maiden of the Gardens

 

Through solitude’s blooming orchid garden,

A graceful and elegant maiden does stride,

Enters our lady, Camille Desjardins,

Lavender waves across an amethyst tide.

 

The flowers herald her arrival,

Blossom with each step serene,

As if her presence Spring’s revival,

All in her grace stay evergreen.

 

Careful she gazes upon their beauty,

with every floret’s form observed,

For she accepts her kingdom’s duty,

to see them on a scroll preserved.

 

Her brushstrokes capture and acclaim,

the trappings of renown and glory,

To skill and service she does bring fame,

And to great battle, and claimed quarry.

 

Upon her parchment she infuses,

Life into the artistry she weaves,

She is the favored of the muses,

Her inspiration the lakes and leaves.

 

She captures the beauty of color and light,

Immortalizing honors with ink and quill,

To bring glory to those who do right,

Her patient hands bear unwavering skill.

 

This art alone could be life’s labor,

Yet her talent flows without such bounds,

Her voice, her stitch, her nimble saber,

The quality of which astounds.

 

Her voice can soothe a heart of fire,

Granting peace and granting reason,

As a lark’s call disperses ire,

that sounds upon the warming season.

 

Her mastery of fiber weaving,

Shows clearly within her stitch,

The way she blends fiber receiving,

awe from those it does enrich.

 

And none would dare to test her mettle,

As this gentle flower does adorn,

Herself with not just purple petal,

But with the our kingdom’s golden thorn.

 

A woman finely celebrated,

In talents stitched and inked and floral,

Does rightly need be elevated,

Into the Order of the Laurel.

 

Words by :  Trian O’Bruadair / Sólveig Bjarnardóttir

 

Music by :  Sólveig Bjarnardóttir

The Great Northeastern War

O cantare, O solo mio!

A few months prior to the war, I was approached by the A and S minister, Lord Frederick Vandeveer, about giving a concert at the event. Excitement and anxiety rushed over me, you might say it came in like a wrecking ball!

I eagerly accepted, and had thus sealed my fate. After allowing this information to sink into my brain, I realized that, while working a standard 40 hour per week job, my skadian career, modeling, cosplaying, fencing, and an overwhelming need to satiate a need for social connection, an hour-long concert would be a little bit of an undertaking to attempt on my own.

So I decided to call in a life line and make this a tag-team Super Friends concert.

Thus, the birth of Lady Solveig and Friends!

I reached out in a frantic… I mean “composed” (yea, we’ll go with that) fashion to all my talented friend base of performers. The super list included Mistress Analitta Falconbridge, His Excellency Jean Du Montagne, Lady Eva Southerland, and Lady Nuala McKensie.

I had asked all except for Eva to have 2-3 pieces of diverse style to perform. Eva was local to me and would not only be performing her own pieces, but accompanying me on guitar as well. I had also asked everyone to include the titles and duration of their contributions. I should note this was my first time ever organizing a concert.

Eva and I got together many times to rehearse up until the day of the concert. The concert was scheduled for Saturday after court, which seemed to run on forever. To be fair, most GNE courts do. Originally the concert had been scheduled in Bardic Grove, however, due to the copious amounts of rain that had fallen, a more apt title at the time may have been “Bardic Lake”. Therefor, the concert had been moved to the barn.

8:30 or so, I hauled ass to the barn, trying to stay as dry as possible. I was blessed to have heralds announcing the concert, or I fear no one would have come. Circum 9:00, we had about 45 attendees, but 2 of my performers were still missing. But, alas, the show must go on!

I sat on the stage in front of the audience and had a casual conversation with them to warm up the crowd, and perhaps to calm my own quickened heartbeat. And after about 5 minutes of this, only 1 of my 2 missing performers had shown up. Jean De la Montagne, with his 21 Charisma (+5 modifier!) strolled in with his infamous hat (with admirably long plumage!). He offered up this hat to me, and it seemed to have magic powers. The hat bestowed upon its wearer (now me) a new sense of bravado and confidence. At this point, the concert began.

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Songs wove between the first 4 performers until the 5th had finally shown. There was no competition between the performers. Our only battle was against the rain, with its tapping against the roof a constant backdrop to any music we sought to perform.

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At one point, I was so bold as to entice the audience to join in the song. I taught them the round, “Rose, rose”, and had them sing in 4 parts. On top of that, I added another layer of “Poor Bird”, and, finally, Mistress Aneleda added an addition layer of “Hey Ho”.

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About an hour later, the concert was over, and the rain had let up. This whole concert seemed to be in perfect harmony, and I had earned some new followers. All in all, a rather positive experience.

Huginn and Munnin

Write me like one of your french women.

Huggin and Munin was taking flight and the Riding of Ravensbridge was starting to take shape. As a growing community not quite yet official, it was time to begin recording their history. Ravensbridge is an incipient Riding of Malagentia and as a resident of Malagentia, I felt the need to help document their history.

I spent the next few weeks reaching out to the founding members to find out exactly how this group came to fruition. Of combined efforts, I was able to piece together this viking village and their bright birth.

Below is the entry I composed:

 

Down by the swan-road  we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

Trapped between rivaling nations we stand

This place was not home, no not on this land

Together as people the plain that we spanned

to make a home not written in sand

 

Down by the swan-road  we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

We searched for a center, a place to call home

Two strongholds that stood, both we did roam

Endewearde, headland of swords north fair

Malagentia lit South, by the  light of Sif’s hair

 

Down by the swan-road we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

Our men speared-din worn, our people lost drive

‘til an outstretched arm lent our kinsman to thrive

A spot between moon and shield to be shown

Our wound-hoe, blood-ember and arms soon to be grown

 

Down by the swan-road  we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

Nameless the many who wandered are we

A name and an image we’re proud to be seen

In honor of friends and this place that we stand

The Raven and Bridge is our chosen brand

 

Down by the swan-road  we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

As a side note, this was my first attempt at composing using kennings. Ravensbridge is a viking based group, I tried to be authentic in composition style and true to their heritage.

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After the performances were completed but before their winners were announced, music needed to be made. I did what I do best and I pulled out rounds and found any willing to sing to join me. It was then announced that I was the first winner of their Bardic competition.

 

The Birth of Ravensbridge

This piece was composed for the the incipient shire of Ravensbridge. They has put forth a challenge to compose a Song/Story/Poem about their inception. This was my response. Recording to come.

The Birth of Ravensbridge- By Sölveig Bjarnardottir

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

Trapped between rivaling nations we stand
This place was not home, no not on this land
Together as people the plain that we spanned
to make a home not written in sand

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

We searched for a center, a place to call home
Two strongholds that stood, both we did roam
Endewearde, headland of swords north fair
Malagentia lit South, by the light of Sif’s hair

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

Our men speared-din worn, our people lost drive
‘til an outstretched arm lent our kinsman to thrive
A spot between moon and shield to be shown
Our wound-hoe, blood-ember and arms soon to be grown

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

Nameless the many who wandered are we
A name and an image we’re proud to be seen
In honor of friends and this place that we stand
The Raven and Bridge is our chosen brand

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

Birka 2016

Shopping!!!

This is where you find the viking. This year, she’s up to no good, and by no good, I mean super secret, kill you if I told you no good. I had gotten wind that my teacher, Aneleda (though only for another day, OMG the year went too fast!) was to get her Laurel this Birka. What do you give a Laurel when you can only draw pregnant stick figures? I was sure they had already chosen the best person to make her scroll, her wreath, her cloak, and I knew my skills just couldn’t compare to those that had been chosen. What could I add to this occasion?

How about the gift that she’s been trying to enhance?

I put myself to the challenge that I would compose a song for my new-to-be Mistress about the best subject I could think of: her. I destroyed pens and pencils and perhaps a few computer keyboards while trying to make the lyrics befit her eloquence. This was no small task. Finally, like a load of bricks, I was hit by the muse.

The words poured out like water from a fall. I was mostly happy, and then I rewrote the entire piece about five times over, everything from the meter to the accents to pure word choice. Then came the music. It had to be folk-like. Because that’s what it called for. So not to forget what I had composed, I recorded a copy into my mundane recording device (aka my phone), and practiced it ad nauseum (I think I sang it in my sleep a few dozen times).

Once I had known Aneleda had safely received her writ, I reached out to her to find out if I should run the rounds class in her place, since she’d be just a tad bit busy. She agreed, and I did so. There was nothing profound about the rounds, but the sheer number of voices coming together to sing made me happy, and always makes it worthwhile.

It was then time for her vigil. The ad nauseum I was talking about? That’s turned to nausea, and let’s add some knees shaking, just for fun. This is something I had poured my heart and soul into, for someone I admired. Liquid courage was needed. A friend of mine had dashed off to find me a beverage, which I quickly consumed, and I found myself called into the vigil. I drew the curtain back, and sat by the candlelight. I opened my mouth and poured out my soul. When I looked up from the music, I saw tears running down her face, and knew I had achieved what I had come to do.

 

The Ballad of the Balladeer

 

There is a tale set not long ago

Ventures a maiden, rare and bold.

Locks of silver, tresses of flame.

Her songs, her charms, her stories remain.

Fearless she seeks tales, ever forth.

Lo! The shield maiden appears from the north!

 

Besides you she sings, besides you she fights.

Circled by shield wall she’ll take up the pike

With bolstered hearts, the army ne’r yields

Joined the warrior, bard on field.  

Fearless she hunts legends, e’er forth.

Lo! The shield maiden appears from the north!

 

Warrior, friend, a sister on field

Ready for a tune and ready with a shield.

A leather bound book, great stories inside  

If you are not careful, you too will reside.

 

This Balladeer n’er will  leave your side

Your stomach soon filled as time would abide

A hearth ever lit where her songs resound

Souls never empty when she’s to be found

You will find savour burgeoning forth

Lo! The shield maiden feeds from the north!

 

Warrior, friend, a sister on field

Ready for a tune and ready with a shield.

A leather bound book, great stories inside  

If you are not careful, you too will reside.  

 

As fire lay dying, coals lay to rest.

Fellowship lines the walls of her nest

More songs, more tales, the crowd would plea

She’d exclaim, “Said you! post the last 3”

As stories of snails and epics came forth

Lo! The shield maiden sings of the north

 

Warrior, friend, a sister on field

Ready for a tune and ready with a shield.

A leather bound book, great stories inside  

If you are not careful, you too will reside.

If you are not careful, you too will reside.

If you are not careful, you too will reside.

 

Words and Music by Sólveig Bjarnardóttir

Endewearde Hunt

Oh, I wish I was an Endeweardian…

I wanted to shoot things. I heard the Hunt was a good place to learn. There were several Grand Master Bowman who usually attended this event, since Endewearde was known for producing very talented archers. Must be because they’re up north in Maine, and have all those trees and squirrels to shoot at 😛

I need to make note of my traveling companions, only because I bounced ideas off of them. I traveled up with Sir Marcus, and Jan {pronounced Yan}. We spent the day passing between us bows and crossbows. I watched the Woods Walk and Target Archery, not feeling competent enough yet to try my hand at either. It grew dark soon after, and we stuck around for the delicious potluck feast. I was in awe of all the feats I had seen that day, and it struck me how much of a passion I had for wood and fletching and all their pointy glory.

On the two hour ride home, I was conversing with Sir Marcus and Jan, and was upset at the lack of songs written about archers, at least that I was aware of. I was determined to compose one. When that conversation passed, the conversation of a Harper’s Past and a 12-part Bohemian Rhapsody had arisen. Then, like a brick to the head, it hit me. I knew what I had to do. Frantically phrases rushed into my brain; I hit record on my phone, and began capturing all the snippets I could manage. Here’s the final product:

 

Bow-Hemian Rhapsody- Filk by Lady Sólveig Bjarnardóttir

Is this the field life
Is this just practicing
Caught up with scoring
No escape from targetry

Open your eyes
Look up at the prize and see
I’m just a bow boy, I need no armoring
because its aim it high, aim it low
Shoot the arrow, at a foe
Any way the wind blows, sorta really matters to me, to me

Yeoman, just straddled the line
Knocked a bolt onto my bow
loose the string now its a go
Yeoman, rounds have just begun
and now you’ve gone and fired them all away
Yeoman, oooo
Didn’t mean to make you cry
But some times Grandmaster bow men win them all
Loose on, loose on, as if scoring doesn’t matter

Too late, my fletching’s gone
Sent pointies down the line
Skimmed the petticote sometimes
Goodbye everybody, i’ve got to go
It’s time to pack my tackle and head to court

Marshall, oooo
I just wanna rank
More than just bowman once again

I see the little silouette of a deer
Let it fwoosh, let it fwoosh
Do you see the arrow flying
Thunder camp is frighting, with sword and boards a fighting
Little bow man, Little bow man
Little bow man, Little bow man
Little bowman – Bullseye

I’m just a bow boy, no swords point at me
He’s just a bow boy, from a bow family
Spare me your gripes and your pomposity

Pull it back, let it go, till the martial calls a hold

We’ve lost the tip! We always lose the tip. (Not the tip!)
We’ve lost the tip! We always lose the tip. (Not the tip!)
We’ve lost the tip! We always lose the tip. (Not the tip!)
We always lose the tip. (Not the tip)
Yes we always lost the tip
Always lose the tip,
Bow. bow, bow, bow, bow bow bow

Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, loose the bow.)
Your majesty has a medal put aside for me
For me
For me!!!!


Crossbows think they can sit there and steal the bullseyes
Mundanes think they can stroll past the field line alive!

Oh Baby!
Get off the field baby!
You gotta get out
You gotta get right out of here

Archers really matter
Anyone can see
Archers really matter to me

Anyway the wind blows

They’re a Funny Village

They’re a Funny Village

(To the Tune of Belle’s Song from Beauty and the Beast)

 

SCA it’s not a quiet village

No day like the one before

SCA full of Sca’dian people

Waking up to say

It’s War! It’s War! It’s War, It’s War, IT’S WAR!

 

There goes the blacksmith with their hammer like always

There goes the scribe with quill in hand

Every fighter’s armored up

“Hey don’t don’t forget your cup”

Oh look! There goes the water bearer too!

 

 

Look there the bard goes, they are strange, no question

Dazed and astrayed, humming a tune

Never part of any crowd

Not even with a shroud

No denying they are funny ones those Bards

 

Look there that fencer goes they’re so peculiar

I wonder if they’re feeling well

With a dreamy, far-off look

Their schlager style’s school-book

A conundrum to the crowd, those who fence

 

Oh, ain’t the Queen amazing?

She my fav’rite part – you’ll see

Draped in her finest raiment

But wait to discover that in summer she’s viking!

 

Now it’s no wonder that they are always brewing

Their drinks have no parallel

At events that you should wend

There is no better blend

These distillers help to quell your thirst

Even if you think you’ll burst

These mixture masters help you quell your thirst

 

 

 

Right from the moment when I met them, saw them

Their hats are gorgeous and I fell

With laurel leaves and pearls

Pelicans, no squirrels

So I’m making plans to woo and steal their hats

 

Look there

they go

They’ve got much bling

The knights and peers

I’ll be one too

Be still my heart

I’m hardly breathing

Maybe you should loosen your gorget

 

There goes the blacksmith with their hammer like always

There goes the scribe with quill in hand

It’s a pity and a sin

They don’t all quite fit in

‘Cause they really are a funny group

An amazing but a funny group

They really are a funny group

The SCA

The Great Balloon Festival Demo

Oooh Ooooh! A new demo that’s never been done before! *insert helium hand*

The Riding of Ravensbridge was working on obtaining their full status. Part of this is is by having community engagement and getting new members. And what better way to do that then by being seen by a community with an event that has at least 10,000 attendees? That’s Pennsic size, yo!

Sigrid was heading this one up, and it was in capable hands. She had asked me if I would be interested in performing in Bardic Grove as well as wrangling other bards. I asked if I could use duct tape and some new knots I had just learned. They’re like cats, after all. Or squirrels, or ducks… OH! Shiny! Even when she bit her lip and discouraged the idea, who was I to turn down the performing opportunity?

Visage of Tomes, don’t fail me now!

I dug through trying to find other sacri — I mean volunteers to perform at this great new demo. But I didn’t find myself terribly successful. Did I mention this was a new demo? And it *might* have just fallen the weekend after Pennsic, I don’t know why that would be a problem. I filled my bard book with as much music as possible, and packed my heavy list gear as well. I may have committed to two parts of the demo without really thinking things through. Meh, what could go wrong?

Our village was nothing but period encampments, and it was Hot. Suddenly I wondered if wearing my wool and fur hat in this weather was really such a good idea. I set up at Bardic Grove, by the bridge, and sang for what seemed like hours. I would get occasional questions, some viewers, and the rest were just passer-byers. As much as I love singing, I really needed a break to hit things.

I scurried over to where the fighters were mustering, and slapped on my gear. Poor Ulfric had become my man-at-arms for the weekend, whether he knew it or not. I felt like a true Valkyrie, polearm in hand, as I thwarted my frenemies left and right. I think the most memorable moment was when we had three versus three, where my team was Nikol, his lady Vivian, and myself {duh} and we felt unstoppable. Especially with me singing mid-fight. Two hours later, drenched in my own sweat {yetch}, it was time to go back to my bardic duty. As I continued to sing in Bardic Grove, I was finally able to get more singing going, the scribes sang with me, the belly-dancers sang with me, the fencers sang with me, even some of the event staff took time out of their busy schedules to come sing with me!

We sang rounds; we sang solos; we sang some multi-person unisons. Even a new filk was born. Scadians should *not* be allowed to sing Disney.  But I believe that great fun was had by all, so that’s all that counts, right?

 

They’re a Funny Village

(To the Tune of Belle’s Song from Beauty and the Beast)

 

SCA it’s not a quiet village

No day like the one before

SCA full of Sca’dian people

Waking up to say

It’s War! It’s War! It’s War, It’s War, IT’S WAR!

 

There goes the blacksmith with their hammer like always

There goes the scribe with quill in hand

Every fighter’s armored up

“Hey don’t don’t forget your cup”

Oh look! There goes the water bearer too!

 

 

Look there the bard goes, they are strange, no question

Dazed and astrayed, humming a tune

Never part of any crowd

Not even with a shroud

No denying they are funny ones those Bards

 

Look there that fencer goes they’re so peculiar

I wonder if they’re feeling well

With a dreamy, far-off look

Their schlager style’s school-book

A conundrum to the crowd, those who fence

 

Oh, ain’t the Queen amazing?

She my fav’rite part – you’ll see

Draped in her finest raiment

But wait to discover that in summer she’s viking!

 

Now it’s no wonder that they are always brewing

Their drinks have no parallel

At events that you should wend

There is no better blend

These distillers help to quell your thirst

Even if you think you’ll burst

These mixture masters help you quell your thirst

 

 

 

Right from the moment when I met them, saw them

Their hats are gorgeous and I fell

With laurel leaves and pearls

Pelicans, no squirrels

So I’m making plans to woo and steal their hats

 

Look there

they go

They’ve got much bling

The knights and peers

I’ll be one too

Be still my heart

I’m hardly breathing

Maybe you should loosen your gorget

 

There goes the blacksmith with their hammer like always

There goes the scribe with quill in hand

It’s a pity and a sin

They don’t all quite fit in

‘Cause they really are a funny group

An amazing but a funny group

They really are a funny group

The SCA