The Great Balloon Festival, 2016

The Viking invades Auburn, again! A teensy bit tardy this time, because she’s overcommitted. #shocker, right?

It’s time to make the music again! But this time, instead of heavylift gear, I brought things to stab people with. I had heard over the winter that rapiers made for sexier bards, so I decided to try it out. # +4tocharisma, am I right? Bard book in hand, the filk that had started last summer would be coming to life. Mwahahaha!

My repertoire had grown twice over since last year, so I was lucky enough to have more of a variety to pick and choose from. This time, instead of staying in Bardic Grove, I wandered throughout or medieval town. I channeled my inner Miss Piggy and hammed it up. See what I did there, hehe?

Again, after hours of singing, I decided that it was time to go play on the dark side of things and go stab my friends. After all, what is better therapy than stabbing those you play board games with? I think my favorite part of fencing demos is it’s just like being in stage at a B-rated play. I once again channeled my inner Bruce Campbell, a la Army of Darkness, while alive, and my Paul Rubens, a la that horrible Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie that even Joss Whedon admits isn’t canon (shut up, Karen! I like that movie!) when dying. The night came quickly, and I was off like a light, because mundania yelled at me that I had to go apartment hunting — stupid mundane life!

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The Great Northeastern War

O cantare, O solo mio!

A few months prior to the war, I was approached by the A and S minister, Lord Frederick Vandeveer, about giving a concert at the event. Excitement and anxiety rushed over me, you might say it came in like a wrecking ball!

I eagerly accepted, and had thus sealed my fate. After allowing this information to sink into my brain, I realized that, while working a standard 40 hour per week job, my skadian career, modeling, cosplaying, fencing, and an overwhelming need to satiate a need for social connection, an hour-long concert would be a little bit of an undertaking to attempt on my own.

So I decided to call in a life line and make this a tag-team Super Friends concert.

Thus, the birth of Lady Solveig and Friends!

I reached out in a frantic… I mean “composed” (yea, we’ll go with that) fashion to all my talented friend base of performers. The super list included Mistress Analitta Falconbridge, His Excellency Jean Du Montagne, Lady Eva Southerland, and Lady Nuala McKensie.

I had asked all except for Eva to have 2-3 pieces of diverse style to perform. Eva was local to me and would not only be performing her own pieces, but accompanying me on guitar as well. I had also asked everyone to include the titles and duration of their contributions. I should note this was my first time ever organizing a concert.

Eva and I got together many times to rehearse up until the day of the concert. The concert was scheduled for Saturday after court, which seemed to run on forever. To be fair, most GNE courts do. Originally the concert had been scheduled in Bardic Grove, however, due to the copious amounts of rain that had fallen, a more apt title at the time may have been “Bardic Lake”. Therefor, the concert had been moved to the barn.

8:30 or so, I hauled ass to the barn, trying to stay as dry as possible. I was blessed to have heralds announcing the concert, or I fear no one would have come. Circum 9:00, we had about 45 attendees, but 2 of my performers were still missing. But, alas, the show must go on!

I sat on the stage in front of the audience and had a casual conversation with them to warm up the crowd, and perhaps to calm my own quickened heartbeat. And after about 5 minutes of this, only 1 of my 2 missing performers had shown up. Jean De la Montagne, with his 21 Charisma (+5 modifier!) strolled in with his infamous hat (with admirably long plumage!). He offered up this hat to me, and it seemed to have magic powers. The hat bestowed upon its wearer (now me) a new sense of bravado and confidence. At this point, the concert began.

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Songs wove between the first 4 performers until the 5th had finally shown. There was no competition between the performers. Our only battle was against the rain, with its tapping against the roof a constant backdrop to any music we sought to perform.

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At one point, I was so bold as to entice the audience to join in the song. I taught them the round, “Rose, rose”, and had them sing in 4 parts. On top of that, I added another layer of “Poor Bird”, and, finally, Mistress Aneleda added an addition layer of “Hey Ho”.

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About an hour later, the concert was over, and the rain had let up. This whole concert seemed to be in perfect harmony, and I had earned some new followers. All in all, a rather positive experience.

Palio

Palio is known to be an event full of family gathers and olympic style competition. The three contradas make up the entire Barony of Stonemarche, based on region. This year, I would get to participate.

I picked my team on who bribed me the most. Viking. Bling. I would be a member of Sole. I’ll admit I was there not just to compete in the games, but because the current Baronial Bard could not attend, and someone had to run Golden Tongue. It was strange to find myself mostly inspired by a four year old child. He was courteous as well as enthusiastic, and a damned good sport. I lost most of my day following this young individual.

That night, when the festivities were over, I found myself with multiple camping catastrophes. I didn’t bring my tent stakes. My air mattress cover was gone. My food was bleh. I found a nearby household who offered not only an air mattress, but their generous hospitality, all in exchange for song. I was in awe of their unselfishness, and perhaps had found a new home away from home for the weekend.

After I had had my fill of dinner, I was off to go make donuts — I mean, run Golden Tongue. Once again, Ruadh and I had paired up, since we had so much fun the previous year. I was amazed to see only three competitors, so I went around volentolding people. By the time I had finished, our competitors had tripled. We even had someone who didn’t know they were competing!

We had the eight knowing competitors, and then our one wild card, which brings back a fun memory. I didn’t mention this in my prior post, because I thought nothing of it. But the previous year at Harper’s Retreat, there had been loud, thudding noises during my performance. I thought nothing of it, as this had happened before.

This new eide-eyed performer began to tell a tale in eloquent detail, of a Harper’s Retreat where she was essentially playing a handmaiden for her friend. They had been sitting, watching the Bardic Competitions, when during the performance they were watching, they noticed a spider making its way up the dress of her “noble lady.” A silent scream escaped the lady’s lips as she began to panic: she was very allergic to spiders. In equal measures quietly and frantically as the handmaiden could, she tried to make a swift demise for said spider.

The lightbulb in my brain went on, and I finally found out what those thumping noises had been last year.

After she finished her story, I announced that Ruadh and I would step out to deliberate for the Champion. Our wildcard went doe-eyed. She apparently had also just put two and two together that this was a competition.

Ruadh and I made a swift decision and came back to make our announcement; though this time we held the prize until court.

The following morning, rested and chipper, I had gathered vocalists together to create a vocal accompaniment for their Excellencies procession into court. After all, what would the olympics be without music?

With permission, we had rehearsed Oriens Victoriosus by Mistress Aneleda Falconbridge. We rehearsed for an hour, and then they were free until court. I was pretty darn proud of our progress.

Time for court!

I grabbed my choir, even with harp accompaniment, and we sang as their Excellencies and retenue processed in. Once we finished, I remained standing with special permission, that young boy who had brought so much awe into my life deserved to be honored. I called him into court, and presented him a personal token that he so duly deserved. I found out later that his parents had been the autocrats. It was no shock to me that he was of their lineage.

Finally, as if it weren’t enough, I had put her Excellency up to no good. It was a dear friend of mine’s birthday that day, so I had conspired to have her Excellency to have him called up into court as if he had done something wrong. While his back was to the court, my choir members secretly passed out a copy of the Birthday Dirge to all in attendance. When he finally realized what was going on, the entire court raised their voices to celebrate his birthday with the dirge.

I’m really glad he wasn’t armed, or else I might not be here to tell the tale.

The Birth of Ravensbridge

This piece was composed for the the incipient shire of Ravensbridge. They has put forth a challenge to compose a Song/Story/Poem about their inception. This was my response. Recording to come.

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

Trapped between rivaling nations we stand
This place was not home, no not on this land
Together as people the plain that we spanned
to make a home not written in sand

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

We searched for a center, a place to call home
Two strongholds that stood, both we did roam
Endewearde, headland of swords north fair
Malagentia lit South, by the light of Sif’s hair

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

Our men speared-din worn, our people lost drive
‘til an outstretched arm lent our kinsman to thrive
A spot between moon and shield to be shown
Our wound-hoe, blood-ember and arms soon to be grown

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

Nameless the many who wandered are we
A name and an image we’re proud to be seen
In honor of friends and this place that we stand
The Raven and Bridge is our chosen brand

Down by the swan-road we soar on the wing
and from our hearts a song we did sing
Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge
about the birth of Ravensbridge

Huginn and Munnin

Write me like one of your french women.

Huggin and Munin was taking flight and the Riding of Ravensbridge was starting to take shape. As a growing community not quite yet official, it was time to begin recording their history. Ravensbridge is an incipient Riding of Malagentia and as a resident of Malagentia, I felt the need to help document their history.

I spent the next few weeks reaching out to the founding members to find out exactly how this group came to fruition. Of combined efforts, I was able to piece together this viking village and their bright birth.

Below is the entry I composed:

 

Down by the swan-road  we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

Trapped between rivaling nations we stand

This place was not home, no not on this land

Together as people the plain that we spanned

to make a home not written in sand

 

Down by the swan-road  we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

We searched for a center, a place to call home

Two strongholds that stood, both we did roam

Endewearde, headland of swords north fair

Malagentia lit South, by the  light of Sif’s hair

 

Down by the swan-road we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

Our men speared-din worn, our people lost drive

‘til an outstretched arm lent our kinsman to thrive

A spot between moon and shield to be shown

Our wound-hoe, blood-ember and arms soon to be grown

 

Down by the swan-road  we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

Nameless the many who wandered are we

A name and an image we’re proud to be seen

In honor of friends and this place that we stand

The Raven and Bridge is our chosen brand

 

Down by the swan-road  we soar on the  wing

and from our hearts a song we did sing

Over the mountains it rang o’re the ridge

about the birth of Ravensbridge

 

As a side note, this was my first attempt at composing using kennings. Ravensbridge is a viking based group, I tried to be authentic in composition style and true to their heritage.

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After the performances were completed but before their winners were announced, music needed to be made. I did what I do best and I pulled out rounds and found any willing to sing to join me. It was then announced that I was the first winner of their Bardic competition.

 

Panteria

Pantaria, not to be confused with that band.

Vermont is COLD, even in May. Luckily, I was sleeping in a cabin. I spent most of my day fencing, as I had just authorized in my first form. What is more therapeutic than stabbing your friends? I also thought it would be a good way to warm up for the bardic that night. Tonight’s competition was “Sing a Period Piece.” Also, please have documentation.

So, I was one of the first people there, armed with documentation of my trusty Cacinni piece, Amarilli, Mia Bella. Originally, my only competition was a young lady, who I assumed was in her early twenties. I then convinced a friend I had been traveling with, and a few surrounding individuals to compete as well. At one point there was a woman still donned in her fencing armor, and she decided to compete as well. I was so excited to listen to another fencer perform, it’s not everyday you get to compete against someone with both sword and music! I later found out she was a composer as well. I was entranced by everyone’s songs, and found myself singing along with them. After all, I had been fed with food, why not feed me with music?

There was no winner announced that night, but I eagerly awaited to hear the winner the next day. The weather had turned dark and I decided to pack up and break down early. I was not looking forward to the three hour drive home. Before I left I had been greeted by the young woman who had run the competition. She handed me a swirled bracelet, and congratulated me on my win. Then she turned to my traveling companion and offered her an additional prize, for her efforts. It was really fun to win a competition outside my local area.

Birka 2016

Shopping!!!

This is where you find the viking. This year, she’s up to no good, and by no good, I mean super secret, kill you if I told you no good. I had gotten wind that my teacher, Aneleda (though only for another day, OMG the year went too fast!) was to get her Laurel this Birka. What do you give a Laurel when you can only draw pregnant stick figures? I was sure they had already chosen the best person to make her scroll, her wreath, her cloak, and I knew my skills just couldn’t compare to those that had been chosen. What could I add to this occasion?

How about the gift that she’s been trying to enhance?

I put myself to the challenge that I would compose a song for my new-to-be Mistress about the best subject I could think of: her. I destroyed pens and pencils and perhaps a few computer keyboards while trying to make the lyrics befit her eloquence. This was no small task. Finally, like a load of bricks, I was hit by the muse.

The words poured out like water from a fall. I was mostly happy, and then I rewrote the entire piece about five times over, everything from the meter to the accents to pure word choice. Then came the music. It had to be folk-like. Because that’s what it called for. So not to forget what I had composed, I recorded a copy into my mundane recording device (aka my phone), and practiced it ad nauseum (I think I sang it in my sleep a few dozen times).

Once I had known Aneleda had safely received her writ, I reached out to her to find out if I should run the rounds class in her place, since she’d be just a tad bit busy. She agreed, and I did so. There was nothing profound about the rounds, but the sheer number of voices coming together to sing made me happy, and always makes it worthwhile.

It was then time for her vigil. The ad nauseum I was talking about? That’s turned to nausea, and let’s add some knees shaking, just for fun. This is something I had poured my heart and soul into, for someone I admired. Liquid courage was needed. A friend of mine had dashed off to find me a beverage, which I quickly consumed, and I found myself called into the vigil. I drew the curtain back, and sat by the candlelight. I opened my mouth and poured out my soul. When I looked up from the music, I saw tears running down her face, and knew I had achieved what I had come to do.

 

The Ballad of the Balladeer

 

There is a tale set not long ago

Ventures a maiden, rare and bold.

Locks of silver, tresses of flame.

Her songs, her charms, her stories remain.

Fearless she seeks tales, ever forth.

Lo! The shield maiden appears from the north!

 

Besides you she sings, besides you she fights.

Circled by shield wall she’ll take up the pike

With bolstered hearts, the army ne’r yields

Joined the warrior, bard on field.  

Fearless she hunts legends, e’er forth.

Lo! The shield maiden appears from the north!

 

Warrior, friend, a sister on field

Ready for a tune and ready with a shield.

A leather bound book, great stories inside  

If you are not careful, you too will reside.

 

This Balladeer n’er will  leave your side

Your stomach soon filled as time would abide

A hearth ever lit where her songs resound

Souls never empty when she’s to be found

You will find savour burgeoning forth

Lo! The shield maiden feeds from the north!

 

Warrior, friend, a sister on field

Ready for a tune and ready with a shield.

A leather bound book, great stories inside  

If you are not careful, you too will reside.  

 

As fire lay dying, coals lay to rest.

Fellowship lines the walls of her nest

More songs, more tales, the crowd would plea

She’d exclaim, “Said you! post the last 3”

As stories of snails and epics came forth

Lo! The shield maiden sings of the north

 

Warrior, friend, a sister on field

Ready for a tune and ready with a shield.

A leather bound book, great stories inside  

If you are not careful, you too will reside.

If you are not careful, you too will reside.

If you are not careful, you too will reside.

 

Words and Music by Sólveig Bjarnardóttir

Malagentia Winter Feast

When I was your age, I used to walk to school uphill, both ways, barefoot, in the snow!

Because, winter!

Winter Feast was my first event in Malagentia, WAAAY back in 2011. I can remember it back in the Grange hall, and the warm feeling of families feasting together. Since then, Winter Feast has always been a special event in my heart.

With my passion for the feast, I made sure I would attend this year. The Malagentian Bardic Group had been on the newer side of things, and was looking for an opportunity to perform. With their numbers small, and my need to be a ham, I quickly raised my hand to be part of this production. It was discussed at the monthly bardic brunch that they would be performing a piece about the local champions; with my connection to Stonemarche — being my second home after all — I quickly volunteered to play their champion, because Viking, right?

Feasting and festivities filled the night, as well as food, fun, friends, family, and [fr]alcohol — hey, I tried! I was lucky I didn’t go comatose after the copious amounts of food I consumed, after all, a sleepy champion wouldn’t make much of an impression upon the stage. We even roped in unsuspecting volunteers — poor Sir Ivan, what a good sport.

We had made cue cards for our volunteers, as well as actors who might forget their lines; we had makeshift costumes, and fun props as well. You might say we gave ourselves “mad props” for our props, yo. Hey, I’m a bard, this is what I do.

The bad word plays were plentiful, as were the laughs. I even got my Paul Reubenesque death, which was all I really wanted. This was the first real experience for the Malagentian Players to perform, and it would be the birth of their stage performances.

Endewearde Hunt

Oh, I wish I was an Endeweardian…

I wanted to shoot things. I heard the Hunt was a good place to learn. There were several Grand Master Bowman who usually attended this event, since Endewearde was known for producing very talented archers. Must be because they’re up north in Maine, and have all those trees and squirrels to shoot at 😛

I need to make note of my traveling companions, only because I bounced ideas off of them. I traveled up with Sir Marcus, and Jan {pronounced Yan}. We spent the day passing between us bows and crossbows. I watched the Woods Walk and Target Archery, not feeling competent enough yet to try my hand at either. It grew dark soon after, and we stuck around for the delicious potluck feast. I was in awe of all the feats I had seen that day, and it struck me how much of a passion I had for wood and fletching and all their pointy glory.

On the two hour ride home, I was conversing with Sir Marcus and Jan, and was upset at the lack of songs written about archers, at least that I was aware of. I was determined to compose one. When that conversation passed, the conversation of a Harper’s Past and a 12-part Bohemian Rhapsody had arisen. Then, like a brick to the head, it hit me. I knew what I had to do. Frantically phrases rushed into my brain; I hit record on my phone, and began capturing all the snippets I could manage. Here’s the final product:

 

Bow-Hemian Rhapsody- Filk by Lady Sólveig Bjarnardóttir

Is this the field life
Is this just practicing
Caught up with scoring
No escape from targetry

Open your eyes
Look up at the prize and see
I’m just a bow boy, I need no armoring
because its aim it high, aim it low
Shoot the arrow, at a foe
Any way the wind blows, sorta really matters to me, to me

Yeoman, just straddled the line
Knocked a bolt onto my bow
loose the string now its a go
Yeoman, rounds have just begun
and now you’ve gone and fired them all away
Yeoman, oooo
Didn’t mean to make you cry
But some times Grandmaster bow men win them all
Loose on, loose on, as if scoring doesn’t matter

Too late, my fletching’s gone
Sent pointies down the line
Skimmed the petticote sometimes
Goodbye everybody, i’ve got to go
It’s time to pack my tackle and head to court

Marshall, oooo
I just wanna rank
More than just bowman once again

I see the little silouette of a deer
Let it fwoosh, let it fwoosh
Do you see the arrow flying
Thunder camp is frighting, with sword and boards a fighting
Little bow man, Little bow man
Little bow man, Little bow man
Little bowman – Bullseye

I’m just a bow boy, no swords point at me
He’s just a bow boy, from a bow family
Spare me your gripes and your pomposity

Pull it back, let it go, till the martial calls a hold

We’ve lost the tip! We always lose the tip. (Not the tip!)
We’ve lost the tip! We always lose the tip. (Not the tip!)
We’ve lost the tip! We always lose the tip. (Not the tip!)
We always lose the tip. (Not the tip)
Yes we always lost the tip
Always lose the tip,
Bow. bow, bow, bow, bow bow bow

Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, loose the bow.)
Your majesty has a medal put aside for me
For me
For me!!!!


Crossbows think they can sit there and steal the bullseyes
Mundanes think they can stroll past the field line alive!

Oh Baby!
Get off the field baby!
You gotta get out
You gotta get right out of here

Archers really matter
Anyone can see
Archers really matter to me

Anyway the wind blows

Harper’s Retreat 2015

The final days of being Baronial Bard leave me with bittersweet tears. On one hand, I am relieved to be done with the responsibility; on the other hand, I lose my sweet bling, and the super cool title — I’m most upset about the bling. Viking, after all.

This year’s competition required one period piece, the second in a different style, and finally dun, dun DUN (a la Jaws)… a surprise round!!!! for the top two finalists. As in years past, even though I wasn’t competing, there were still nerves about me, because this year I was in charge of running the competitions. While I had helped run the All-State competitions in college for high school students, and even had help running a very small competition at Palio, I had never been in charge of an SCA competition, by myself, no help, so I was worried things would get interesting and I’d have to turn to their Excellencies and beg for forgiveness.

In addition to finding my successor as Baronial Bard, I was running Warrior Bard, and adding an all-new competition for youth under the age of eighteen. The Warrior Bard position is important because it drives home the fact that athletes too can be performers, and vice versa. The position of Child’s Bard is one of the most important initiatives that the SCA has in their hands: after all, not to be cliche, but they are our future. If we instill the arts in them young, we will have a richly tapestried future.

But first, let’s start at the beginning of the day, shall we?

Like in the year before, the rounds had been such a success, I decided we must go around and around and around again. I swear the crowd was just as big as last year, mayhaps bigger than before. Had the news gotten around about how much fun we had had? Perchance. Bodies wandered in and out to join the festivities until there were no voices left. I had set a time limit on the class, but we soon lost track of it. I decided that rounds needed to become a staple at any event I could gather willing bodies, young and old alike enjoyed them no matter their musical backgrounds, and it was a joy to watch everyone have so much fun.

A lot of these bodies were returning from not only last year, but some whom I had met at Bardic Around the Fire, individuals who were too timid to sing on their own, and some who had come due to word of mouth. It once again was mentioned to me that not only were the rounds classes exciting because they offered an opportunity to sing, but they also gave people the courage to do so who would not usually sing in public. I cannot express how much their words of gratitude mean, but I can tell you their words continue to motivate me to run this class and provide this opportunity as often as I can. Plus, it’s a lot of fun.

There had been a previous announcement that the three Bardic Competitions would all be run at separate points during the day, allowing for children to have a decent bedtime, and fighters to have a full night’s sleep before their tournaments the next day. However, due to their Excellency’s prior commitments, things ended up running on Scadian time.

Feast ran once again without disappointment, and their Excellencies were as always a delight to sit with and make merry. Minor details of the upcoming competitions were discussed and the final call for competitors was made. At the end of feast, it was then announced the location and exact time of the competitions. I glanced over the list prior to the beginning of the competition, and extremely excited to see the sheer number of names, but also the backgrounds.

An hour later in the barn, it was time for the heat to rise.I had prefabricated scoring sheets, which had been a new practice to make things as fair as possible. These categories weren’t necessarily about aesthetics, but included such categories as stage presence, entertainment value, and the ability to be understood. Not only did I have their Excellencies on the panel, but also requested previous Baronial Bards and professional performers to join the jury. This, again, had never been done before, or at least in my short tenure in the SCA.

I, of course, allowed the children to go first so that bedtimes could be met and attention spans wouldn’t wander too much. We had five performers under the age of eighteen, the youngest looked to be ten. All of them sang, but their pieces were diverse. I was not disappointed in a single performance. There was so much potential in this small group of youth, I wanted to make all of them winners. One of the young ladies I had met in a harp class I had taken that morning, and her mother was eternally grateful for this opportunity to perform before an audience. She was generally a shy but happy individual, so I can see why this meant so much.

Next up were the Warrior Bards. We had every martial except equestrian represented in the competition. Again, I cannot express how exciting and important it is to not only have a turn out, but to also have one this diverse. We had song and story, poem and improv dictated by the audience.

Finally, we had the main event. All of the eight competitors were allowed to present both of their pieces, however, one at a time and randomized. From the eight competitors, the field was then narrowed to two. They were then given the challenge to write something about the Barony. They were given thirty minutes to compose anything, a song or couplet, story or lyric. While they were composing I had the difficult responsibility of talking to somebody I called friend and letting them know why they didn’t proceed to the finals. My heart sank, and although I was angry at having to do so, I worried I would potentially discourage an incredibly talented human being, I vowed to do my best to do the opposite, and encourage her the best I was able.

Each of my peers performed their individual compositions, both vastly different, but it was clear who would be champion that day. When the dust settled, it was announced the winners would be revealed in court the next day, as was tradition, and we would continue with an open bardic circle. It felt like the night had lasted forever, for both good and bad reasons. I mourned with my friend, but the incredible talent of the performers left my soul renewed.

The next afternoon, I processed into court the final time as a Baronial Champion. Before I stepped down her Excellency had honored me by allowing me to perform a piece before the entire court.After my performance, I first called the Child Bard, and presented them with a personal token; then I called the Warrior Bard. Then, the moment of truth. My successor had been called, and I got to dress her with the regalia, give her the box, and say, “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

I then found a place in the crowd, and was a regular viking once more.